ELECTION - SPORT

Doctor  to  patient  :
Q :  How you  got  that    injury  on  your    head  ?
A :  while    coming  out of  Voting  booth   in  my  town .
Doctor  :   And  how  did  you  get that  fractured leg    bones  ?
A : While some  group  guessed   whom I did  vote  for .
Doctor :  How  you  got   this  old   wound  ?
A :  During  pre-election   campaigning  .
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             FOR   TENSION  - FREE   VOTING
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Yes ,  I  want  to  go   to  Voting -Booth      to cast  my    vote  this  time  too.
 But  before  that  I need   at  least  one  ' Insurance  coverage'   (  Assault /   Injuries  and  life -Coverage  )   in view  of  the    present  set  up  of  Democracy    as  it    seems  to  be  now .
And  I  want  at  least  4    Police   persons     to    protect me   as  follows :

One    from   being  stabbed
One  for    being  shot  in  the  Head ( Pistol )
One  from  attempting  to  crush  me  under   a  driving  wheel
and  the last  one    from  my  Ballot  Paper  being  snatched   for 'False - Voting '.
Finally  an  EXTRA  one  for    my  safe  Home-return  for  my  next  Pension .
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                              ' AND  THERE  WAS   LOUD  SPEAKER
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Then  ,   after the  Invention  of  ' Electric  Light  & Sound '  by  Edison   at   X-Y-Z -- AXIS  point (  Earth )  of    cosmos  God  proposed  to  the  DIVINE  :
: ' Sir  , let  there   be  '  LOUD-Speaker   '  after  .o.oooooo  ' Cosmic - time'   for   more ABUSE    by  EARTHLY   'biped-s'  in   INDIAN  Region    for    proper  ABUSE during  PUJA  and  ELECTION  TIME    so  that    the    Intense  NOISE   - POLLUTION    can  Create  HELL  and    many   'GERIATRIC    and    TERMINALLY  ILL'  people  may     DIE  earlier   to  keep    BALANCE    IN    POPULATION   on  EARTH    in   21st   EARTH  CENTURY of    EARTH  - TIME   .

And  the  DIVINE    ENDORSED   it    and  '  THERE  WAS    LOUD - SPEAKER '

 And   it was  for    24 X 7  during  ELECTION  -DAYS   in  W.  BENGAL ( ' East  part'  missing ) with  large  number  of  Old  and ailing  population   returning  to  Hell / heaven   as  per  their  RETURN -JOURNEY    'BOOKED '  through   modern  Internet -Tech .
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