THE   PM   REPEATS :

THE  JOKE  OF  THE   NEW   YEAR :

 

AND  I  TOO  QUOTE  THE  FAMOUS  JOKE  :

 After  the  witness  took the  OATH , the judge  asked  the man on witness-box :

= ' Do  you know the meaning  of the Oath'

= ' yes , my lord !'

= ' What is it  ? '- the  judge  asked.

Quick came the reply :

= If I start with a lie , I must stick to it.

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